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canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the
front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any
odd jobs for her to do.
'Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,' he
said. 'How much will you charge me?'
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, 'How about $50?'
The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything
she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the
conversation said to her husband, 'Does she realize that our porch
goes ALL the way around the house?'
He responded, 'That's a bit cynical, isn't it?'
The wife replied, 'You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all
Later that day, the blond came to the door to collect her money.
'You're finished already?' the startled husband asked.
'Yes,' the blond replied, 'and I even had paint left over, so I
gave it two coats.'
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and
handed it to her along with a ten dollar tip.
'And by the way,' the blond added, 'it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus.
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Underused prisons would be turned into work camps for welfare recipients.
Saturday, August 7, 2010
Thursday, August 5, 2010
Life is sexually transmitted.
Good health is merely the slowest possible
rate at which one can die.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich ..
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,
teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for
Some people are like a Slinky ...
not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when
you shove them down the stairs.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to criticism.
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00,
and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1 Thought ........ Life is like a jar of Jalapeno
peppers; what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.